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I've gotta go over the pub in a bit, the kids want me to go the race night ... would be fun if I didn't have to face all the smokers, yes, I know they all want to give up too, and they wish they had the courage to try like I am, and they really are hating every puff they take, but why do they look like they are enjoying it sooooo bloody much! I'm bloated, I have made 3 victoria sponges today, I also made gingerbread (see pic) I feel so damn fat even tho I'm not eating that much, really, no more than usual, I feel really really huge. I'm going to starve myself, I have to, I'm an elephant, an elephant with a craving bigger than mount Everest.
This is hard, but I'm riding above it, ignoring the voice, laughing in the face of smokers, you poor things, you poor, pre aged, smelly, hard up things!