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Well what a horrible day, everytime I turn around I am faced with something forbidden, chocolate, fags, mother in law offered me a ciggie, keith offered me chocolate, my mum offered me a fag, my eldest offered me a large chunk of his Cadbdurys giant egg, willpower has won through on ALL accounts today.
I had no brekky, not good I know, I had a turkey roast at 1, declined the offer of apple pie and fresh cream for pud (damn this is a living hell), just had a yoghurt for tea. I also spent 2 X 25 mins on running machine today, burnt a total of 160 fat calories, I'm sure it shows .... if only life were that simple
I'm off to soak now, gonna light some candles, take in my book and forget the world until I shrivel up like the dried prunes I'm nibbling to resolve my other probelm, TMI I know!
did have one laugh today, martin (eldest, 18) was grading his hair, grade 3, unbeknown to him the grader had slipped off, managed to shave the whole right side of his head bald, oh s**t mum, what do I do now??? ask me in three weeks when I stop p*****g meself laughing ...
night