Sunday, 2 November 2008

Phone rings

mum: Is that you Lynn?
me: Yes mum it's me
Mum: Are you awake?
me: Erm, yes mum, I'm awake
Mum: Did you work last night?
me: Yes mum, you know I did, you rang me before and after my shift, twice
Mum: Did you light your fire?
me: Yes mum, we did light it last night
Mum: Did it send out warmth?
me: No, it shot out icicles
Mum: You know what I mean, was it hot?
me: Erm
Mum: Is Martin at work?
me: Yes, he is at work, he has worked every Sunday for the last 2 years as I remind you every time you ring on a Sunday morning to ask if he is at work
Mum: Is Keith in bed?
me: Yes Keith is still in bed
Mum: When will he get up?
me: When he gets up
Mum: You working now?
me: Nope I'm talking to you
Mum: OK, bye

We have the same conversation every single Sunday morning.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Huh?

Unknown said...

Are you awake?! And how many females does she think lives at your house? Bless, I have one very similar...xx
WV impocks, school boy humour makes me smile at what it looks like

ada said...

That conversation sounds an awful lot like me!!!!

Kirstykins said...

I'm with Chrissychops on that one!!

x x x kirsty x x x

So, what time did keefie get up? hehe

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sara said...

He he... your Mum :o)
xxx

Eileen said...

At least your mum is consistent. Eileen x